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Coffin Wine Bottle Holder

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Where better to lay to rest your finest bottle of wine while it ages deep down in the darkest depths of your cellar than in this cool new Coffin Wine Bottle Holder. Just like a real coffin, this equally pricey miniature version is handmade from rustic pine with a hand-rubbed lacquer finish and a form-fitting burgundy velvet lining on the inside. Hmm, an Egyptian sarcophagus wine bottle holder would be cool too... searching.

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